All of you go fuck yourselves in your own assholes. I got 4 minutes left. Booing Dom Irerra. You bunch of fuckin cocks. I have a little fuckin cane now. Go back to the dock and unload some shit. It ain’t ever fuckin happen. Bunch of fucking losers. © 2021 Scraps from the Loft. Saget and O'Neal apparently did great, but Irrera got mercilessly booed almost from the jump—and Burr was up next. Bill Burr - The Philadelphia Incident (Better Audio) - YouTube I hope I hit a baby in the fuckin head. What I should have done was I should have kept my head in the game to survive it. Look at this. You people are on goddamn acid. © 2021 WWB Holdings, LLC. In general, Bill Burr seems jaded by politics and doesn't think neither Republicans nor Democrats are honest. How do you like us now? Listen. If you are interested in any of the other dates, we have them, including Bill Burr Pennsylvania dates as well. Bill has sold-out shows at Madison Square Garden on November 14, 2015,the Royal Albert Hall on June 6, 2018 and consecutive shows on March 4 and 5, 2019 Bill Burr holds the record for the most consecutive sold-out shows at the Wilbur Theatre, he performed 19 sold-out shows in a row, besting the record of 10 set by Aziz Ansari. What’s that sir? What the fuck am I gonna do at this point. 8 Minutes I’m doin it all. Yes. Clown shoes. Transcript of the "Philadelphia incident" where comedian Bill Burr went on a 12-minute tirade attacking the audience after the previous act was heckled heavily by the crowd. "I didn't want to do the show at that point, so really, them booing to the level that they did was my fault," Burr said. That fuckin pussy team. Andrew Themeles. What do you want? I hope your mother has herpes in the center of her asshole and you go home tonight and lick it and get it on your tongue and some other horrific shit happens that involves cancer – all of you. Fuck all of you. In 2006, that's a great lineup by any reasonable standard. You haven’t won a SuperBowl since they had facemasks. What on earth motivated this tirade? “Remain Seated,” his latest solo special, will show you why this Grammy nominated, multi-platinum recording artist, and Billboard award winner is at the top of his game. They have also lived in New Brighton, PA William is related to Rhonda Burr and Joyce G Burr as well as 3 additional people. 3 minutes left of this motherfuckin tirade. In 2006 Bill Burr and many of the regular comedians of The Opie & Anthony Show were on The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour, hitting large venues around the nation. Somehow there’s another dick in there for you to suck. Fucking assholes. Each and every one of you and somehow they just keep repeatedly cumming right in your fucking eyeballs, so that it builds up so much that your eyes fucking crust over. Veteran Boston comic Bill Burr watched from backstage as his colleagues were heaped with abuse. The Eagles and Sixers are looking pretty good these days, Bill. Play the fucking records. I hope you go 0-15. God I hope mass aids, full blown, like fuckin you get weak as you walk to your fuckin car and you just pass out and they just find you next to your ’83 Fucking Monte Carlo with gravel imbedded into the fuckin side of your bald ass fuckin head. I hope he snaps both his fuckin ankles the first goddamn game. I got one first. I hope the cheese melts your faces off. The August 26 show at PNC Bank Arts Center in Holmdel, New Jersey broke the record for the best selling comedy show at the venue, previously held by Jay Leno. 6 Minutes left and I will be selling my CD after this shit you mother fuckers [CHEERS] and the only way one you’re getting one is if I throw one at your fuckin stupid heads. Stage banter takes on a different — deeper — meaning as the comedian performs online shows to homebound viewers worldwide from his Mumbai residence. Maybe I wouldn’t have a bunch of cunts not fuckin paying attention 4 hours into a goddamn show. Never passed the fuckin 8th grade. He hosted the October 10, 2020 episode of Saturday Night Live, which became notorious for Burr's crass and (in some considerations) offensive stand-up monologue.. I hope that bridge collapses onto your pathetic lives. Required fields are marked *. Have a good night. Fuck all you motherfuckers and fuck the Flyers. Some other shit-assed team that’s never gonna win a championship. Just one after another. Fuck all of you and fuck the liberty bell, and shove it up Ben Franklin’s ass. I should get fucking paid right now people. And these f****** people are treating everyone like s***. You can all lick my fucking red nuts. I hope there’s a line of all of you guys getting fuckin car jacked and they take out their big black dicks and they just shove them right in your fucking mouths. And I’m gonna laugh at your fucking funerals which is gonna be great. More than a decade ago, Bill Burr, a cantankerous comic from Massachusetts, came to Camden as part of The Opie and Anthony Show's Traveling Virus Comedy Tour. I hope your fucking radios fall on your heads tomorrow. http://jimnorton.com/ and http://billburr.com/ and http://www.allthingscomedy.com/ and https://twitter.com/theMMPodcast The full transcript of Bill’s monologue at the SNL is now available. I would really enjoy blowing everbody’s fucking brains out. Go fuck yourselves. So, I came out and threw gas on a fire that was already going.". I really hope all of you run into all those black people that you love so much here in Camden. What do you think about that? Bring Tug McGraw back from the dead you fucking jackasses. Do they even fuckin exist anymore? # BillBurr # Philadelphia # Rant # Marriage # Standup # StandUpComedy # Burr # MondayMorningPodcast # JustForLaughs # BillBurrFan # AllenPalin # ATC Bill Burr talks about Game 2 of NBA Finals with the San Antonio Spurs and Miami Heat from 2014. I just blow all your fuckin brains out. Original source: https://www.wackbag.com/threads/bill-burr-tirade-a-transcript.51531/, Your email address will not be published. So anyways back to the joke. Suck a fuckin dick. Bill graduated from The College of New Jersey from their prestigious AACSB Accredited School of Business with a Bachelor's Degree in Finance. I got your mothers. Fuckin be up here talking about Hitler. What about not fucking interrupting me you jackass. Getting booed by people sittin in the fucking grass. Full rant, with better audio than "Bill Burr Tells Philly The Truth" When several preceding comedians are booed by a drunk and discourteous audience, Bill Burr abandons his prepared material in order to berate the Philly crowd for over 12 minutes. Fucking antennas go right in your fucking ears. Burr was back in Philadelphia this weekend, so we took the opportunity to ask him about The Rant, along with a few other things, like being on some show you probably never even heard of called Breaking Bad (“I was as big a fan of that show as anybody. That’s not bad 12 minute rant. When the artist before him was booed off the stage, Burr decided to go on the offensive. What do you have to say sir? Your email address will not be published. In his standup career, Burr is often remembered for the "Philadelphia Incident." For twelve minutes he unleashed his fury on the city of Philadelphia. You guys were here man. All of you mother fuckers. I’m fuckin standing here. In 2006, Bill Burr walked onto a stage in Philadelphia in front of an audience that had booed and jeered every comedian who had come up before … I’m fucking trying to deal with this bullshit. You probably won’t even notice the fuckin difference. I had to buy a fuckin shirt for this shit. All of you collectively SUCK a FUCKIN DICK. I broke the mic stand. The terrorists will never bomb you people ‘cause you’re fucking worthless and no one cares about you. Fun isn’t it. The tour appeared in four cities over four dates. That’s’ it I come out here with a fuckin gun right. For some reason, it all went horribly south at the old Tweeter Center. He’s made a career out of being a brutally honest version of himself. This doesn’t change anything. OK. Everyone’s chained to their fuckin chairs and just start blowing your fucking brains out. You fucking bunch of losers with your fucking cellphone pictures Fucking suck a dick. The next day somebody’s mopping up the 3 pounds of fucking brains that are actually left in this goddamn crowd. 2 to the back of the head. Morgan dipped out after about seven minutes. You have a soccer team? It aint’ ever happening. I’m getting paid to shit all over you guys and your stupid fucking rock t-shirts of bands that no one gives a fuck about. Bill Burr will be playing live in Philadelphia and we have all of the best tickets at cheap prices. You’re in the front row, you dumb fuck. What brilliant shit are you gonna fuckin tell me? ©2021 Bill Burr. ... Bill Burr is always a great hit with every crowd. I hope somebody takes a fuckin beer stein and just slaps you in the back of your zit infested fucking shoulders and your awful man tits hang. In this extended cut of his 2018 special, Chris Rock takes the stage for a special filled with searing observations on fatherhood, infidelity and politics. This gotta be fucking ridiculous. Philadelphia Eagles Philadelphia Phillies Preakness Stakes Ryder Cup San Francisco Giants Seattle Seahawks. With your red candy-striped faggot fuckin uniforms. "Let's talk about heart disease, something you're all gonna f****** die of, and I'm gonna laugh at your f****** funerals," Burr continued. You can’t see shit. It returned in the summer of 2007. The internet (and soon to be movie, TV, radio, etc.) I SAID SUCK A DICK. What’s that? Bill Burr was doing a stand-up comedy bit for the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus Show in Camden in 2006, and the crowd had turned ugly. Larry the Cable Guy is back to Git R Done. Goddamn lawn seats. That’s what I do. Huh? I hope that happens to you. Go fuck yourselves. Chris Rock Total Blackout: The Tamborine Extended Cut – Transcript, Bo Burnham: Words, Words, Words (2010) – Transcript, Vir Das: Outside in – The Lockdown Special (2020) – Transcript, Larry the Cable Guy – Remain Seated (2020) – Transcript. You don’t know who the fuck he is. For those who aren’t familiar, Burr, the stand-up comedian and intergalactic Bostonian, is often very candid on late-night shows. But he wasn’t having it, and launched into one of the most amazing diatribes ever recorded. The full transcript of Bill’s monologue at the SNL is now available here. The whole pride of your city is built around a fuckin guy who doesn’t even exist. Fucking standing backstage for 3 hours to get booed by this GED fuckin stupid-ass piece of shit fuckin crowd. You fuckin jackasses. I really hope that happens. That aint’ gonna work. "I wasn't a professional. Went to the Banana Republic, picked a 20 dollar shirt off the rack. These are historic giants in modern comedy, people who paved the way to an industry that now fuels creative development at Netflix, sends daring amateurs into local clubs for kicks and makes up all the water weight of internet culture. What are you taking a picture of E-Rock? That’s great. A cell phone video recording of the rant has been posted on various video hosting sites. Why don’t you fucking build something for Joe Frazier. He decided to … Roll down the windows. Suck a dick. All of you. The Flyers. Bill Burr and The Philadelphia Incident Careers of the rich and famous, have moments that are remembered by the general public, then they have moments the public remember as career defining. Partly because he was actually quite funny and partly because he made it through the gauntlet and didn’t back down. into a fuckin show. He was joined by the likes of Tracy Morgan, Bob Saget, Dom Irrera and Patrice O'Neal, among others. Bill Burr Tickets | Event Dates & Schedule | Ticketmaster.com Fall out of one of those piece of shit buildings. andrewMMPodcast@gmail.com. Bill Burr is an American comedian or a comedian from the North American Union, depending on when you read this. Dude I think he can win! I wish I was on his fuckin tour right now. All of yas…can line up with your Harold Carmichael fuckin jerseys, and one at a time you can all suck my dick. Jesus Christ the goddamn people on this show are givin me shit. FEMA would never show up for you fuckin’ assholes. I’d grab you buy the fuckin hair but you don’t have any. What else what else. We pretty much can't print any of the rest of it. About Bill Burr: Prior to joining Merrill Lynch Wealth Management, Bill was a professional basketball player and a President of a successful company focusing on professional athletes. Alright listen I’m out of time. You won one fucking world series since 1880. You guys were phenomenal [Crowd Cheers] Oh no.. "SNL' Host Bill Burr Took Aim at White Women, Cancel Culture, and Gay Pride in a Controversial Monologue The eyebrow-raising set garnered lots of reactions across social media. Fuckin boo me 9 hrs. I still fuckin hate you people. It’s great. That’s all I got left. Maybe you’ll win another one. 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